I want a weirdo.
Seriously, I want my next girlfriend to be REALLY FUCKING ABNORMAL, because I'm tired of dating/talking to "normal" girls. You see, "normal" girls, to me, are the ones that I've been dealing with my entire life: Ignorant, Loud and Obnoxious, Gold Digging, Two-Timing, Overly Self-Conscious Hoochies who Lack The Ability to MAKE ANY TYPE OF SENSE!!!
Well, I'm not going to say that every girl I've dated/talked to up until this point in my life was or is one of the above mentioned females, but the majority of them are. Still, they had their flaws too-none of which were any less ignorant than the majority's. Yes, I said that their flaws were ignorant. They were also selfish and manipulative, but hey, FUCK IT!
So, I want a chick who listens to J-Pop, but doesn't understand a single word being spoken. I want a chick that knows and can match every single MyWay, Unforgivable, South Park, Family Guy, American Dad, and Robot Chicken quote that I use. I want a girl that can say something so out of the ordinary out of the blue that it makes my jaw drop. So, I need a weirdo.
A girl that plays tennis, debates, and loves poetry = Hearts.
A girl that says shit like, "Have you ever seen a midget try to sodomize three polar bears while riding a camel through Alaska during a drought in Kuwait only twenty seconds after a Humpback Whale exploded through my t.v. while I was watching Puffy AmiYumi?" and calls it eccentric = Hearts+Hearts.
I need food.
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Well, it appears as if the years that I've been practicing my skill to be the anti-christ of idiotic and socially accepted ppl has paid off, lol. :-)
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